Smoked Mohn (30 rings): "A river fish caught in the spring and cured. Oddly spicy."
Canned Horror (100 rings): "Tiny but potent formented fish whose odor carries for miles."
Perma-Meat (30 rings): "Meat frozen in the permafrost. Good luck defrosting this one."
Prehistoric Ice (10 Rings): "Just the thing if you want a cool drink. People here don't."
Chili Dog (50 rings): "Sonic's favorite, a jumbo frank slathered with spicy chili."
Sparkle Gelatin (30 rings): "Jiggly sparkly jelly that melts your jaded heart."
Cookie (20 rings): "Cream filling between two crunchy biscuits. Addictive!"
Candy (10 rings): "A bite-sized candy. Don't try to talk while you're chewing!"